This
is too fucking funny
Two hunters
are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't
seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other
guy takes out his phone and calls emergency services, screaming
into the phone: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator
says: "Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's
a moment of silence, then the blast of a gunshot is heard.
Back
on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Nasty
single bar brush-offs
Now
that I know you're a regular, it's unlikely you'll see me here again.
Is having complete strangers think you're a jerk an acquired talent, or would it be more a result of genetics? |
